December 2011
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straightwiththatheater:
life is really awesome and if you kill yourself youre a dumb idiot
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
tapelion:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
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volonta:
“None of the pictures on my blog are mine unless stated otherwise, all rights go to the rightful owners.”
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I’m trying to play my trumpet and my valve is sticking and I’m out of valve oil and I have bad cotton mouth so I can’t use spit
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me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
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me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
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I used to hide my porn stash so secretively and well but now that I’m almost 20 and I’ve got my own personal computers I just have them on my desktop in a folder labeled “girls”
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Just left my christmas party to go smoke in the woods
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I’m wearing my undershirt inside out
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Seeing a post about a girl who got an iPhone 4S from her boyfriend makes me happy that I don’t have a girlfriend
omfg some spam robot is messaging me on aim and it’s seriously saying hey like every 25 seconds